Welcome back, groovy Gair-Rhydd goblins, to our second featured review! Have you followed us on Instagram yet? If so, you will have seen our venture to the cosiest establishment of them all for the beautiful Belle’s birthday bash (the editor of spotlight) (we aren’t nepo babies... we promise).
COSY CLUB! Ange quaffed two-for-one cocktails and mightily enjoyed with a giggle — or two. She rates them a 8.2/10, but the price (£12 for 2) added major bonus points.
Gemma, on the other hand, indulged in Cosy Club’s supply of white wine. She gives it strong 7/10. Far better than Ange’s regular companion on a Wednesday night, Zesty White Wine.
Bleugh! Moving on to what you’re all here for... the MEAL. Ange the Vegetarian (#savetheplanet #wokeyleftyloony) had a ‘Halloumi and Warm Harissa Baked Squash Salad.’ What a mouthful to say, and what a mouthful to eat!
The flavours were flavouring with the delicate balance of sweet, salty, and sharp. The only let down was the slightly soggy texture. Thus, the score comes to: 8.4/10 Whereas juvenile Gemma chowed down on the delicious-looking ‘Dirty Chicken Burger’ (#mypronounsareUSA).
Upon further inspection, the ‘dirtiness’ was in regards to the additional ‘deep fried mac and cheese thing’ (its technical term, of course) which was NOT a welcome addition — overkill. Ange liked it though, as it was the only part she could try. Overall: 7.3/10.
Many kindest regards to our fans, followers, stalkers, and haters — we hope you had a restful reading week. See you next time! Gemandangereview